Nicola

Used for describing someone with hatred towards gypsies.

That guy wants all gypsies to die!
That's a Nicola.

by Regele Tau March 26, 2024

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Nicola

Nicola is like no one else in the entire world. He is the most beautiful Italian man you will ever encounter and can ever dream of. He is a handsome mix of Jude Law and Cillian Murphy, but the best part about him is not his looks, but his kind heart and strong mind. He wants you to think he is all business, but deep down inside he has a heart of gold. Nicola always gets what he wants, and always has gum on him. You must be careful with Nicola, because he has a big ego, that when bruised will destroy everything in his path. Sometimes, he can turn into cocaine bear. Nicola is very sexy, and turns on all the girls. He loves to clean and hates it when there’s water left on the bathroom sink. If you ever take a shower with Nicola, you must be sure to clean the glass door or there will be trouble. Don’t ever walk into his house with the shoes on if you want to live. He is the best lover you will ever find and his kisses and his eyes are a gift for the woman who dates him. You will fall in love with Nicola within seconds of meeting him and your world will never be the same again. If you ever find a Nicola, never let him go.

Wow, that Nicola is fine!

by Sexybunny1220 December 29, 2024

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Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein

Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein is a terrorist to a tribe of incredibly short Africans known as the Munchkinsx. Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein flew to Africa and atop a rhino trampled the Munchkin village making a daring escape with his life but losing his but hole along the way which led him to be shunned by the league of Gassy Boo Boo's who had just finished defeating David. After being shunned by the League of GBB's Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein then built a mystical place called Prison Island where enemies of the League of GBB's are sent. Before building Prison Island Nicolas visited the Anti-MaxR age care home for elderly women who don't want to be decapitated, Nick met the love of his life who also happened to be Max's great great great grandmother and his biggest target as she is his oldest living relative as he had already decapitated every other ancient grandmother of his. Nick and Max's great great great grandmother who is 834 years old then got married and built Prison Island together.

Person 1: Did you hear Nicolas Shamrockfecalstein got delivered a new prisoner
Person 2: Cool who is it

Person 1: Rumors say its David
Person 2: Not David

by God of Glum February 9, 2025

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