the kind of girl you could take home to mom, but won't because it's easier to sleep with a whore than foster a relationship.
- hey, i heard she was a nice girl. should i go out with her?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
by the nice girl July 2, 2005
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Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
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A dumbass response from a fuckboy when someone asks them to repeat what they just said but they are too pussy to repeat it so they resort to a bullshit ass compliment.
by Nikenny July 27, 2018
Get the Your hair looks nice mug.Nicaragua is a country in Central America
Nicaragua is not a continent
bush is incorrect because he said:
Nicaragua? Yes I've been there, it's a very nice continent.
nicaragua is very nice
cool people and they are very kind
you should visit nicaragua
Nicaragua is not a continent
bush is incorrect because he said:
Nicaragua? Yes I've been there, it's a very nice continent.
nicaragua is very nice
cool people and they are very kind
you should visit nicaragua
i visited nicaragua and i beautiful and i want to come back very soon - nicaragua has many beautiful places to visit only in a month
by north1234 May 14, 2009
Get the Nicaragua mug.A greeting exchanged, usually in a sacristy or rectory between two Catholics. One is attracted to the other but, for fear of saying something inappropriate, the affinity is channelled into this benign salutation. It can be accompanied by a long, firm handshake, a tight embrace or a kiss on the cheek.
There are three ways to respond.
If the person being greeted returns the affinity, they say "Its nice to see you too," or "Its nice to be here," but if they do not return the affinity they simply say, "Thanks!"
When the distanced admiration has existed over the course of several months or years, the greeting may also be expressed as "Its so nice to see you again."
There are three ways to respond.
If the person being greeted returns the affinity, they say "Its nice to see you too," or "Its nice to be here," but if they do not return the affinity they simply say, "Thanks!"
When the distanced admiration has existed over the course of several months or years, the greeting may also be expressed as "Its so nice to see you again."
Francis: Hey, Clare how have you been! Its nice to see you!
Clare: Its nice to see you too, Francis. I've been been well, how are your brothers?
Clare: Its nice to see you too, Francis. I've been been well, how are your brothers?
by Hippolytus January 25, 2011
Get the Its nice to see you mug.1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.
A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.
A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.
The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.
by Patrick and Trevor January 8, 2008
Get the Nicaraguan Snowstorm mug.To pretend your actually half your age by lifting alot of weights and attending west virginia university.
Look at the Nibert, he's older than my dad but he's in my math class.
This Nibert's so old Moses went to a high school named after him.
Oh that's just Nibert, he uses a fake id to drink in clubs, it says hes 21 but i saw him cashing a social security check yesterday.
This Nibert's so old Moses went to a high school named after him.
Oh that's just Nibert, he uses a fake id to drink in clubs, it says hes 21 but i saw him cashing a social security check yesterday.
by 5th Annex January 29, 2009
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