Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010

Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

mustard scab

When you're fucking and the girl has a cut on her and you jizz onto it.

Yo man I heard they were fucking so hard he mustard scabbed her

by xXPAJokerXx January 25, 2014

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.

by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015