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Muddies

A group of organisationally affiliated individuals who amalgamate to drink their lives away to suppress the guilt knowing that they leverage one high achievers study to allow them to pass their exams.
Hey Vinny, I heard Jeavs as spiritual representative of the Muddies put the Corps on the dry! Get it up ya, Darbo!
by Spanner’s Soggy Sayos September 14, 2018
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muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food
Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake
by Interloper81 May 30, 2018
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Muddy Marquez

While attempting the Dirty Sanchez, you unknowningly fill your finger full of poo, leaving mud all over your unsuspecting partners lip.
I should have known better than to attempt the Dirty Sanchez after a cheap dinner. She was pissed, to say the lest with her Muddy Marquez!
by FranDiggidy May 27, 2018
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Muddy Butter

It is the resulting solution when the lube and fecal residue mixes during anal.
Dude this girl and I tried anal last night. She didn’t rinse before hand, I used so much lube and we ended up with muddy butter everywhere!
by CalamityJen November 8, 2019
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Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.
by M-j-k May 28, 2019
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Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
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the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus
oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive
by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019
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