Montana Shotgun

While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.

Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana

Ugliest chick in school with the biggest reciding hairline possible

Ew she is definitely a Montana

by StevenHawking1245 May 15, 2018

Montana Rodeo

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.

Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Montana woman

in short a Sheep
a rural term used to call sheep Montana Woman because of the belief that lonely Shepard's fucked their Sheep, Montana known for the sheep range

We were sure that the Shepard was fucking his Montana woman

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Montana Moonhouse

Two people are going at it in an outhouse, the man standing, and the woman bent over. Either while or after the man climaxes, he shoves the woman's head into the septic pit.
Similar to a swirly, only instead of a semi-clean flushing toilet, they just get lots of feces all over their head.

Jana's hair sure smells shitty since the Montana Moonhouse.

by ienjoyopium April 23, 2009

Montana

A 'Montana' is a woman who is both large and unappealing socially as well.

She's big, and nobody wants to go there. She is truly a Montana

by aselfishperson December 8, 2011

Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009