Mormon Thottie

a woman who is also a sneaky hoe but knows that she has to stop her ways and be pure because she is still a Mormon.

Jennifer was nice but now she’s just a Mormon thottie.

by majesticalmeg July 17, 2018

Mormonstruating

When you run out of tampons so using the Book of Mormon to cleanse your cooch is the next option.

Oh shoot! Good Joseph! I’m out of tampons. Looks like I’m mormonstruating this month.

by Theclassicham November 15, 2018

Mormon the Frog

A mystical creature that gives you minecraft superpowers

Holy shit thank you Mormon the Frog for helping me win ranked skywars

by bobrossfan March 21, 2019

Mormon Beth

A person who has sexual relations with a member of their immediate family

She had sex with her Brother, the Mormon Beth

by The big person 55555 May 13, 2019

Mormon Corn Syrup

The almost absolute equivalent to being “A fucking pleb”

Look over there it’s some Mormon corn syrup.

by Ahh Go Crazy April 15, 2019

Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.

The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.

by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019

mormon nice

1. A nice person who is excessively nice or awkwardly nice in a way that might make someone else feel like something is wrong.

2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.

(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)

He takes nice to the next level, he’s Mormon nice.

by xwave800 December 18, 2019