Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

Mongolian Eyebrow Tag

The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.

Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?

by Isis Foot Fetish December 23, 2014

mongalong

Idiotic, retarded personalige

"Don't be such a mongalong you stupid idiot"

by Hmhfnoudvj May 26, 2016

cock monglor

oral sex and giving it in a gay way

guy come in and whips it out, gives oral. That is called a cock monglor

by whitewigger127 May 29, 2009

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010

Tana Mongeau

A female YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada. She is mostly popular for her storytime and rant videos on her main channel. She also posts vlogs and hauls on her second channel. Her entire channel is based on being funny and real with her audience.

Tana Mongeau is my mom

by redmapleleaf June 30, 2016

mongolian rat trap

a sexual position performed by a man with a ferocious boner.
from behind your woman you put her in a full-nelson.
lift her off the ground with your boner/leg strength.
slam her facefirst into a hard surface, therefore looking like a rat trap...

"dude i mongolian rat trapped my girlfriend last night into my glass coffee table."
"nice mann... why is it called (mongolian)?"
"i dont know.."

by Oliver Clozov January 11, 2008