monka ass

like when you KNOW you've fucked up but you cant say anything so you're held in a state of mind where you're like shittttt

1: *points to your sister* i BANGED that bitch
2: dude me too
3: monka ass

by Breathing Oxygen is foR NERDS February 16, 2020

Manga Shonen the immortal cartoon character

Manga shonen is the most powerful hero to protect the earth...MORE POWERFUL THAN HERCULES......apparently he used to be a normal human like all of us, but one day he became a cartoon...its mostly unknown exactly how he became a cartoon character but eventually we will find out. Did I mention he’s only 13 years old? Yeah bet you didn’t see that coming. He also breaks the 4th wall...no wonder he wears that Deadpool suit...THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!!

Manga shonen the immortal cartoon character: being immortal sucks
Person: are you sure?
Manga shonen the immortal cartoon character: yes

by Psycho cartoon March 25, 2021

Morning mong

Waking up and smoking Cannabis before noon.

For best effect smoke on a trampoline in the sun with 2+ people.

*wake up* ''Lets go for morning mong :)''

by Monkeylord 01 March 25, 2010

The Mona Lisa

1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.

2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.

He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa

by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020

sexual Mona Lisa

Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa

She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa

by The Masterbaiter77! May 27, 2023

On the mong

To be in a state of such utter unawareness toward social norms that one could be mistaken for a (mongoloid).

Person 1: Wow ,Charlie and Denise just farted, turned to each other, and screamed beep beep during the christening.
Person 2: Yea... They're definitely on the mong.

by MisterBisquits96 June 25, 2019

mega piggy minger moose mong

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)

if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you

by rubystein March 6, 2021