Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010
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"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."
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when one nuzzles their face into their lovers breasts passionately while making noises resembling a motorboat
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1. A relationship structure where the one male (leader) maintains emotional and sexual relationship with multiple (fully aware and consenting) females, who are also in an emotional and sexual relationship with each other.
2. A Haremship.
3. A form of polygyny coined by author and philosopher Dillon Penn.
4. The safest way (In terms of socially, legally, and one's legacy) for humans to implement polygyny.
1. A relationship structure where the one male (leader) maintains emotional and sexual relationship with multiple (fully aware and consenting) females, who are also in an emotional and sexual relationship with each other.
2. A Haremship.
3. A form of polygyny coined by author and philosopher Dillon Penn.
4. The safest way (In terms of socially, legally, and one's legacy) for humans to implement polygyny.
by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 24, 2017
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40 hours later: *smashes keyboard* I swear these moderators are animals behind computers
40 hours later: *smashes keyboard* I swear these moderators are animals behind computers
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