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Modern Warfare 2

The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.
Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010
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Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.
"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."
by Chris October 27, 2003
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moderhock

when one nuzzles their face into their lovers breasts passionately while making noises resembling a motorboat
I'm going to moderhock you after I finish this sandwich and you're going to like it.
by 4 East April 19, 2011
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Modern-Polygyny

noun
1. A relationship structure where the one male (leader) maintains emotional and sexual relationship with multiple (fully aware and consenting) females, who are also in an emotional and sexual relationship with each other.

2. A Haremship.
3. A form of polygyny coined by author and philosopher Dillon Penn.

4. The safest way (In terms of socially, legally, and one's legacy) for humans to implement polygyny.
Dillon Penn is the Architect of Modern-Polygyny
by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 24, 2017
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modern penpal

A friendship developed exclusively over texting, emailing or other messaging service, usually someone you've never met. (See penpal for the antiquated version.)
My modern penpal is teaching me Serbian.
by DixieBooks May 1, 2018
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Moderators

Also known as turtles because they take forever to check the definitions you post, a moderator is a I swear it it's an animal behind a computer.
Types a definition.
40 hours later: *smashes keyboard* I swear these moderators are animals behind computers
by My yee 2 February 6, 2021
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Modern Virgin

Someone who's had sex but with only one person
"My body count is 1, you could say I'm a modern virgin. "
by Juliancasabuttkiss June 12, 2021
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