Midnight Lipstick

When I guy jacks off and covers the head of his cock with cum, then paints it on his womans lips as she sleeps.

My woman said she wanted a new type of lipstick, so last night after she fell asleep, I gave her a Midnight Lipstick

by Wyoming Bush Master October 14, 2012

midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

Midnight Caterpillar

This is most commonly known as a caterpillar that climbs forth into the vagina of a women, and proceeds to devour her unborn child (assuming she's pregnant)

Voiced by a big black women deluxe: Oh lawdy, i dun' seen me oh them midnight caterpillars, crawled right up into my nuh-uh

by dislimb December 8, 2010

Midnight Alice

An ugly girl, whose name you don't know. Midnight meaning when she looks best.

She's a Midnight Alice

by jmcarter91 March 19, 2011

Midnight Meddler

A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.

Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."

by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016

Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia"
"Sit the fuck jazz"

by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020