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Mexican Shart 

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

Mexican queefadia 

When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it
Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds

Mexican Sunscreen 

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen

Mexican Speedboat 

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."
Mexican Speedboat by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

Mexican Bitchout 

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.
"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M
Mexican Bitchout by School St. Gang December 27, 2011

Mexican Wage 

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans
Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"
Mexican Wage by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012