Mullet king

The mullet king is the one and only... Michael Doe, the king of mullets. He is a hairy beast.

"Heres Mike, im lovin the hair!"

by Warren March 18, 2004

mullet arming

the act of driving with your entire left arm hanging out the window and body leaning towards the car window. commonly done by nascar fans and people with mullets.

Kyle is always mullet arming when I drive by him.
He should be driving an El Camino.

by laffertydaniel July 27, 2007

malled out

a. tired and overstimulated and sometimes sick from an overlong visit to the mall.

b. bored with the mall after too many recent visits

I bought Christmas presents all day on Black Friday. I am malled out!

by vividsplendiferous February 27, 2010

mullet chair

Chair that has a built in ability to lean back. Usually has an extra angled piece on the bottom to allow worry free leaning. Business can be conducted while the chair is flat, and partying can commence when leaning back.

"I'm so glad I can lean back in this chair. This is definitely the mullet of the chair world."

"What?"

"It's all business when I'm sitting normally, but it's a party when I lean back. The mullet chair."

by CountryTime October 17, 2011

Mullet Snatch

When a girl gets a wax in the 'landing strip' shape and then let's it grow out. Also resembles a storm cloud on top of the pubic bone. Business on the sides, party in the middle. See: porn star Allie Haze.

Have you seen that Mullet snatch on Allie haze? It is quite frightening!

by iroC February 21, 2014

Mullet Girl

A girl that won't have vaginal sex because she is saving herself for marriage, but will do anal.

Guy 1: She is a mullet girl when it comes to sex.
Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?
Guy 1: Business in the front party in the back!

by libbylitty July 17, 2018

Panty Mullet

A pubic hairstyle where the top half above the penis or vagina is neatly trimmed as the underside, below the balls or below the vagina, is long and full of volume. Business up top, party on the balls. There are other variations of pubic styling; panty stash, panty Hitler, ect.

"Dude, I was doing this chick and she had a mean panty mullet going on!"

by Bagelboiz69 June 22, 2009