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by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017
Get the male titsmug. by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021
Get the swag malemug. A male that has risen beyond both yogurt and alpha males, one which has learned the true meaning of cuandus. If one does not know what cuandus means, they will be laughed at by the Cuandus Males, who are well aware of their dominance and superiority for being aware of the meaning of cuandus. To a cuandus male, sex is cool but virginity is cooler. They do not waste their time with women and instead favor men of similar statures. Once one becomes a Cuandus Male, Cuandus becomes their way of life, in all forms. They start to emanate an energy known as Cuandus Male energy, which radiates dominance. It makes all nearby Alpha Males submissive and breedable by comparison.
by soup tyrant February 21, 2022
Get the Cuandus Malemug. An adult male who is heavily influenced by social media and whose posts are marked by excuses and over-sensitivity. He deflects instead of taking responsibility for his actions. He may enjoy male-centric podcasts or refer to all women as "females."
by PAC89 January 19, 2023
Get the E-malemug. A male that has been an infected by a virus of extra-terrestrial origin and so is no longer confined to the traditional human socio-sexual hierarchies of Alpha, Beta and Gamma males. He cares not for sex or status and seeks only delicious flesh to satiate his xenomorphic hunger.
I went on a date with Chad last night, and he tried to lay his eggs in my brain again. He's such a Xeno Male.
by Spudhole February 26, 2021
Get the Xeno Malemug. The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
Get the Alpha Malemug. Extreamly sensative and lovely, Gets misunderstood and falls in love to only the special kind of girl (Names usually begin with a P, S or a M also has at least five vowels in her name) Kym respects people and there beliefs. And is extreamly Loving. <3
Every girl should have a Kym (Male)
Every girl should have a Kym (Male)
by Dekota K July 6, 2009
Get the Kym (Male)mug.