Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

Heavy Magnet

Fat, heavy, clingy bitch.

"Bro this bitch is a heavy magnet." - Heavy metal

by Goofy ahh Cat July 29, 2023

Cat Magnet

A man to whom all cats are attracted since birth. They simply love him and can't keep calm when he is around.

Himanshu is such a cat magnet. All my cats roam around him.

by Mr. 2603 February 1, 2022

Roid Magnet

A person (male or female) who attracts steroid users.

Look at Rosie over there with that meat-head gorrilla!
I know, she's such a roid magnet.

by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019

Fridge Magnet

Someone who is/being very clingy.

"She's being extremely clingy, she won't leave me alone"
"Yeah she's a fridge magnet"

by lassoman84 July 2, 2023

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

Disaster Magnet

Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.

"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".

The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.

by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021