Loner

A Loner is an individual that feels fulfilled with solitude and doesn't need external validation and is not to be confused with being lonely and depressed . When it comes to friendships a loner prefers having 1-2 friends over a friend group for different reasons, mainly trust issues stemming from being backstabbed by "friends" of theirs. When it comes to romantic relationships it may vary. Loners can be pretty shy people when you first befriend them, but once you get to know them you'll realize that they are highly intelligent and loyal people.

Being a loner doesn't make you a misanthrope.

by idl1 October 4, 2025

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

buttered leper

Something you eat when you're extremely hungry.

You know what, I'm so hungry i could eat a buttered leper!

by sergio ensivage July 22, 2009

Cash Loder

- Someone who makes loud and obnoxious noises when in public locations (i.e. Ordering food at a restaurant) to make the surrounding people look toward the origin of the noise and possibly become annoyed.

X: Yo man, i saw a total Cash Loder last night at the Buffalo Wild Wings!
Y: No way! i bet he made a fool of himself.

X: Dude, some Cash Loder at the bar last night was pissing everybody off with his loud sex noises.
Y: too bad he'll never get any poon!

by Babaganoush69 June 21, 2010

flying lolers

someone who is really funny. comes from the expression "flying colors"

chick1 "I just came back from a date with this guy."
chick2 "whats he like?"
chick 1 "He came through with flying lolers!"

by lordofdudes April 27, 2011

pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.

John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!

by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 11, 2017