An popular alternative for Hugs and Kisses. It defines the relationship as closer than casual but not necessarily intimate. Good friends of opposite sexes or both sexes can use it liberally
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A guy who has the "Key" or rather, the right words and persuasiveness to get in a girls "back door" aka her butt.
Pat got to 5th base with his girlfriend last night, I don't know how he does it, he truly is a locksmith.
by xXXXXXXXXx January 14, 2014
Get the Locksmith mug.The place designated for people to change into or out of work out clothes. In public gyms there will typically be 70-year-old men walking around with little to no clothing on, thinking this is a perfectly acceptable practice. Usually the floors are slippery and covered in a medley of liquids ranging from jizz to pool water. In high school locker rooms, there is not much a of a difference. Well, besides the fact that you are required to take it to graduate and are pretty much forced to strip down to your underwear in front of your possibly gay classmates. The bathrooms here are usually not shown too much love, or at least when I went to school they weren't. On more than one occasion I have placed my gym bag in crap, touched walls covered in jizz, and stepped on a mound of pubis.
I remember vividly Freshman year, coming back from the pool (at least 5% of that water was just piss) to the locker room and stepping into the shower only to find it partially flooded because there was enough pubic hair to knit a sweater clogging the drain. I had been forever grateful the rest of my high school career that I would never being going back to that room ever again, and never would me, or my naked ass, be ogled at by gay kids for the rest of those 4 years.
by Cripple Chris December 25, 2010
Get the Locker Room mug.The primary cause of snoring in men.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.
Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.
The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."
Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.
Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."
1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."
2nd: "I wish I had a penis."
1st: "Me too."
(they both sigh)
by Flash the Squirrel March 25, 2013
Get the Vapour Lock mug.Using caps lock continuously on an instant messager program, giving the participants a feeling of shouting across a loud room.
John: Hey, what's up?
Joe: GETTING READY FOR A PARTY, YOU?
John: Nothing, hey, what's with the yelling?
Joe: I JUST GOT CAPS LOCK RAGE, LOL.
Joe: GETTING READY FOR A PARTY, YOU?
John: Nothing, hey, what's with the yelling?
Joe: I JUST GOT CAPS LOCK RAGE, LOL.
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Get the Caps Lock Rage mug.Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.
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