Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.

Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.

by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

Honka-galonker-klonkers

Giant Titties

"Yo Centorea from Monster Musume has some Honka-galonker-klonkers"

by Starberryboba_milk September 28, 2021

keep a knocker

To have your/a gun on you
-Used in New York

You better keep a knocker

by Nyplug March 1, 2022

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022

a doodas mr klonker

Someone that is slightly autistic and senile while also showing a slight hint of asperger syndrome, while also being pretty normal

You are a doodas mr klonker keep at it

by Quasmudu July 30, 2024