Gnome King

The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.

"Look Dad, it's Keemstar!"
Why does he look like a Fucking Gnome?"
"He is the Gnome King!"

by IAmDaTroof June 21, 2016

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David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 22, 2021

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Inspired by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - THRIFT SHOP song, radio version. I noticed my grandson referring to things as being "King Awesome" , the edited version of F@#king Awesome in the song. He had no idea.

This is king awesome!

by flik1970 September 8, 2013

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King Baby

Someone with King Baby Syndrome thinks of themselves as the center of the universe. They are “kings” in the sense that they are narcissistic and boss others around.

They are also “babies” in the sense that they long for immediate gratification. An infant or toddler can expect others to meet their needs quickly. A baby expects instant gratification.

If a man or woman has “King Baby” or “Queen Baby” syndrome, then they see others the way a toddler sees their parents.

It is what they want that matters, and they expect their wants to be taken care of right away without effort.

"She married a real King Baby and now she's about to have her own child."

by countrywesternboots March 31, 2023

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