Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.

I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.

by COS 87 March 30, 2017

dingo kiss

Analingus. Like an Aussie kiss but in the outback.

"Elle MacPherson's booty is so hot I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit!"

"No man, Elle MacPherson's booty is so hot I'd give her a dingo kiss."

by Obscure One April 17, 2017

kiss a duck

Shut the fuck up!

Man: "you've had enough to drink"
Woman: "kiss a duck"

by Ndugu Flaco November 25, 2017

men kissing

when two males kiss each other

also a thing that homosexuals like to do

men kissing is when 2 males kiss.

troy: hey nico i really like you, umm can we kiss

nico: yeah sure man, *now they start kissing*

ray: thats kinda gay doe

by you're clapped January 17, 2021

mistletoe kiss

a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays

a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble

We shared a mistletoe kiss so we wouldn't get in trouble with my dad.

by X3 time December 1, 2011

kiss cookie

when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.

Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.

Person 2: Sick, dude, how?

Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit

Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.

by missmanda May 2, 2010

Glasgow kiss

Glasgwegien slang for headbutt

Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss

by David McQuillan March 28, 2003