Jockification

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.

Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification

by Guevara666 July 28, 2020

Jockbok

A south African who plays Rugby for Scotland.

He's not good enough to play for the Springboks so he's a Jockbok playing for Scotland.

by Schmookey November 14, 2020

Jockist

A person that is a part of the religion Jockismen.

I am a Jockist!

by Swedishrat March 10, 2021

Jockholm Syndrome

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021

Jockismen

A religion with the god as Joakim Lundell, Aka Jocki. With the savior as his daughter Lunabell which he dropped in the stairs also known as bellatrixpillow. AMEN

I belive in Jockismen

by Halvdraken February 28, 2022

jock freeman

a person who is 8th gen australian but is ginger so he should be deported back to Ireland but not north Ireland because were nice also he is a person that is pretty good overall but ehh he's all right I gusse don't know what else to say

you: my god its jock freeman
jock freeman: oh hell naw man no bitches💀

by TheReallyRealReel March 24, 2022

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004