“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
by Levi Spencer September 05, 2020
when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.
by woooooooowww January 27, 2019
A soundcloud meme rapper who raps about the gayness of traps, and weird sexual fantasies, such as statues made of foreskin. He is also very fucking stupid.
"Hey, check this soundcloud rapper, he raps about traps and hitler and a bunch of other shit. His name is P.D Johnson!
by Jockstrap Cowboy December 10, 2017
Just the whitest name itw. he also eats raw eggs and meat. he wears white clothes only, and he uses black clothes as toilet paper.
by void_> April 26, 2023
A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
by Im a dunce May 04, 2022
A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you