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Brizz-Jingle

Toppers of a badders listening to Myley Cyrus
“Man just got brizz-jingle off a 10
by BigWillyPhillyy April 18, 2025
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ultimate single jingle

An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.
by Irishpint December 7, 2010
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garbage bag jingle

When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.
You guys get after it last night?”
“Yeah it was wild, gave her that garbage bag jingle.”
by Duwmeister April 20, 2018
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swiggle wiggle jingle

Swingle wiggle jingle is British slang used to refer to a song that is so bad that it brain washes you to the point where you lock yourself in your room and never come out until you starve to death and then become a zombie bent on sticking sticks in people’s toes and ripping out their eyes and shoving them in their nostrils
Every song Justin Bieber makes is a swiggle wiggle jingle
by Dr_Derp101 October 13, 2018
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Make it jingle

by Urmomisnotthebomb.com September 2, 2019
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Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024
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imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025
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