Jeans with contrasting, light colored, stitching and a bedazzled butt. Often worn by douchebags and fans of MMA and Nickleback. Often paired with an Affliction T-shirt and frosted hair.
by Bware360 February 22, 2020
by obamna6969 November 23, 2021
dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......
by Ben WackinIt April 09, 2016
The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.
by Kirk ass June 06, 2017
A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.
by NotAStonerr June 13, 2020
by realyoungpapi December 11, 2017
by Oliver leone January 02, 2020