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The Jar

Originating from a 2014 4chan post from a brony, The Jar is a clear jar containing a figurine (originally a Rainbow Dash pony) that is filled with semen over a period of time. Semen will sit in The Jar for an unhealthy amount of time.
by DamnMan. February 24, 2022
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Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.
a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.
Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !
by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021
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Jar

BIGGEST MF DICK HUUUUUGE LIKE WTF WOAH
damn Jar noice dick ya got homie
by Jar321 March 24, 2021
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Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...
That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!
by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021
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Jar Me Later

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.
When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"
by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019
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