January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. You are usually short, based on the horoscope of that day. You have a tiny butt, according to the government.

Oh she is a feisty beast, she must be born on January 11

January 11 by averygiskewl October 12, 2019

January 19 

people born on this day are very stupid and are short-tempered!! mean!!! wants money!!!! but really just want friends 😔

person: oh when were u born again?
me: january 19... i'm a capricorn-aquarius cusp with a pisces moon and sagittarius rising which means i'm always unstable .

January 19 by hahawhyme January 4, 2021

January 1st 

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.

Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day

January 1st by Joe mama's coochie October 12, 2019

January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

January 13th by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019

january 15

xuxu's bday

-omg I'ts january 15th, do you know what that means?
-it's xuxu's birthday bro, let's celebrate

january 15 by lala3690 October 16, 2019

january 18 

this day all of you have to tell me happy birthday :))

me: hey, its january 18th, its my birthday

january 18 by skeremododiablowachin October 26, 2019

January 1st 

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

January 1st by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019