Jack and Slap

Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.

SLap the Bitch in the face with your cum in your hand. Thats Jack and Slap

by Cody and Ryan October 3, 2006

Jack My Swag

To have something about your appearance, style, or persona borrowed or stolen with or without malicious intent by another. This can range from sayings, significant others, or most commonly clothing.

A reference to the best line of the song "My Jeans" by Rebecca Black wannabe Jenna Rose

Ha ha ha ha, Jack my swag

by H, right? May 17, 2011

Tounge Jack the Shitbox

Derived by E$. To use your tounge in pleasuring the browneye.

Man, last night some bitch let me tounge jack the shitbox.

by Meathead and JJ December 18, 2003

jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

by NotASock March 26, 2010

Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

Jack & Blitz situation

In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison

Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk

by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018

Jack-u san

Jack-u san means the person who has spent most money on roblox. Likes bad memes and sends them to others

"You can become Jack-u san by spending $1 million on roblox"
"Jack-u san keeps sending me bad memes"

by This is my actuallly real name February 4, 2019