package jacker

A man who excessively masturbates, to the point where his penis has grown in length exponentially, due to the number of times he has jacked off.

"Wow, you're cock is so big! You must be a package jacker!"

by RobloxPu55yEater May 29, 2018

Flap’jacker

A person that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

Why are you such a flap’jacker?

{ flap’jack, flap’jacking}

by dizybits May 30, 2018

Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas

Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Lifestyle jacker

A person who takes shortcuts in life to achieve the same result.

I went to the gym and lost 60 lbs. but a lifestyle jacker gets liposuction to lose 60 lbs. aka slacker aka damn I work hard

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard

"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020