"I can't read the stuff on the prompter! Fuck it! I'll write it, we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!"
by cjhhjh May 19, 2008

A dickie-do is when a man's stomach (or burlap) sticks out farther than his penis. Hense the ebonically influenced name "His stomach hang out mo' den his Dickie do".
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.
or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.
Sara: Oh my gosh Natalie, that guy was soo hott!
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks
by PoorBunny April 8, 2009

Doing the Doohan refers to harnessing the inner 'Mick Doohan' world famous motor bike rider while you're slamming the clam from behind take these steps...
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!
(SPEED IS KEY)
Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!
(SPEED IS KEY)
Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry
Doing The Doohan is defined as 'Whilst slamming the clam I started doin tha Doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'
by nick old mate August 4, 2023

by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.
He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git
by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.
"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"
by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

by bag, bagp May 14, 2015
