ripped to the tits

Adverbial clause used to describe a state of extreme intoxication on the part of a female. The state of intoxication must be marked by extreme embarassment caused by abnormal behavior, a stumbling fall or something of that nature. This term was recently exhumed by Grace Slick, when she was interviewed about her indiscretion in Germany.

I'm not sure what happened. I just know I was ripped to the tits and don't remember anything.

by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006

Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009

TITS!

a random saying when you are mad, annoyed, or agitated

"i got a damn detention, TITS!"

by big macanator March 28, 2010

Tit

Similar to tight, meant to only be said around dudes (males). Variation of tit is tits or tities.

Dude#1: Hey did you see that red farari back there?

Dude#2: Yeah dawg, that car was tit!

by Steezy B May 10, 2007

slop tits

female breasts that are extremely large and tend to fall around in an unkept manner.

"that holly bitch got some slop tits."

by Ephram The Retarded Rabbit March 28, 2005

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 12, 2005

bitch tits

Male breats(man-boobs) are called Bitch titts

Bob has bitch titts
damn that chubber gotta get himself fitted for a bra

by disturbed April 05, 2004