Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.

Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

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Instafair

A type of affair where your significant other obsessively checks the Instagram of someone they don’t know.

Did you hear that Brian and Michael broke up because Brian was having an Instafair with an underwear model

by JavertRobare September 1, 2018

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Insta-twat

The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats

Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.

by 3001spike October 1, 2018

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insabalitablacint

A person who judges you on a problem they have is insabalitablacint

A short person calling another short person short will be an insabalitablacint

by Xd raqr October 26, 2018

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insta-cuck

When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"

(Playing Mario Kart)

Gamer #1: (throws green shell)

Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)

Gamer #1: DAMN IT!

Gamer #2: What?

Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself

by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018

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