pussy fur

When you go one day without shaving your vagina

I was eating my girlfriend out last night and her pussy fur irritated my face.

by Miley the twerk master March 28, 2016

fur of the dog that bit me

To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.

" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"

by Hey you guys July 30, 2015

Fur Bucket

A parody of fuss bucket meant to be used for pets (mainly cats) that are particularly fluffy and may shed a lot.

My cat Rory is a fur bucket; He never stops shedding!

by Tee..Dee January 1, 2023

Fur Buffet

When you eat poon for a real long time.

Girl, he went down on me all night. He done had himself a fur buffet.

by Munchmeister 69, Esquire February 28, 2018

French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

by FDollCreator January 4, 2025

Fur Bullet

An excited cat with the zoomies, after doing there business, or happy to be outside.

Like a bat out of hell, that kitties a fur bullet!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021