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Poopy beans

The worst insult you can possibly say to someone. It is worse than calling someone a poopy head or rarted, Or even a hecker. (apologies for my horrible language)
Person 1: Lmao you’re so stupid it’s funny!
Person 2: Shut up poopy beans!
by Nekochu_gaming September 24, 2020
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Noggo Beans

Noggo Beans is a deity, it can be worshipped by any religion. It commonly shows up in shows such as The Real House Wives Or Orange County and also Full House. It is unknown what Noggo Beans wants in this world, however, it is known that we need to worship it.
Bro did you worship noggo beans today? If not you need to! Who knows what'll happen if you dont!
by Eghoster March 24, 2021
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Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.
Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.
by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014
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micro bean

A very small penis.
Look that boy over there, his name is rhys he definitely has a ‘micro bean’
by willylicker69 April 28, 2020
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Bean Weasle

The bean weasle is indigenous to the midwest, loves to walk around naked inside of a sleeping bag even if in a hotel and survives solely on beans, ways to detect if a friend is a bean weasle are the stench that they give off some times smelling like marijuana and usually has curly hair.
by bartholameau jong February 3, 2010
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Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent
*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"
by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008
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Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.
Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.
by Skyday November 7, 2007
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