pig lap

Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.

I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!

by roady42 December 31, 2006

The Peppa Pig

The act of urinating inside of a fat girls anus so she shits out a mix of urine and shit on to the floor to create a "muddy puddle" which you will both proceed to jump in wpuddle, making pig noises.

"I used to love watching Peppa Pig as a kid" Said the woman, to which I said "Oh really? I guess you haven't heard of The Peppa Pig"

by Shitty Fatty October 2, 2017

Pig Pog

A cute name for Guinea pigs.

He is such a cute pig pog.

by BananaUnicorn April 19, 2019

jig pig

a white bitch that fucks niggers

yo nigga look at that jig pig right there fam

by upsiecrk January 26, 2016

launch the pig

The opposite of jump the shark. The precise moment when you know a movie, television program, band, actor, politician, or other public figure has taken a turn for the amazing, ramped up its game, become even more unspeakably awesome, etc.; the moment you it went from good to great.

The origin of this phrase comes from the movie District 9, where a heavily-armed robotic alien battlesuit uses a gravity gun to pick up and fire a pig at an enemy.

Independence Day's launch the pig moment was when they uploaded the virus to the alien mothership.

by pipes! September 6, 2009

in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

by your testicles July 26, 2010

Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.

If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.

by jhorror November 28, 2012