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country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.
Damn. I hate country music.
by Anon135813 October 12, 2020
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Country Sucker

A student who went to college, and subsequently became brainwashed into being a Liberal, who then went to a different country to "find themselves" .

The country is usually a Socialist or Communist one, like Russia and China. They become so blinded by how cool they think they are for having been over there, and think they are better-more cultured-than anyone else. They refuse to acknowledge anything bad about that country, and only try to point out America's flaws.

They think America is evil and thinks America should be more like Russia, China, etc.

America, despite having flaws, is the greatest country in the world. Without America, most things we have today we wouldn't, but they refuse to accept this.
Person 1: America is horrible, it needs to be more like China.
Person 2: You do realize they find infant girls in garbage dumps all the time there, right? Because girls don't bring "honor"?
Person 1: *ignores it* America is racist!
Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a Country Sucker.
by American Pharoah April 20, 2016
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Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.
'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'
by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008
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Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.
Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.
by Dclo October 11, 2015
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L countries

France and US
Teacher: Class what are L countries?
French and American students: *raises hand*
Teacher: Fax
by Every Day Normal Guy November 11, 2022
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Backup Country

Where you go when your country becomes a failed state.
Shit man, Chancellor Palpatine just signed executive order 66. All jedi are now enemies of the state. Good thing I've got a Backup Country.
by gearhead78 March 8, 2017
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Cross country

Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.
I failed P.E so I can’t play cross country..,
by Yupthatisme September 29, 2019
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