hotdog hat

When a man puts his penis on the crown of ones head and yells "hot dog"!

"That guy just gave that Mexican a hotdog hat"

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009

the black in the hat

The long jeri-curled very black cop in the movie bulletproof, see struck match for a further description.

U-cop-"Freeze!"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift July 8, 2005

HAT Crew

A group or "crew" of people that wear hats while doing stuff. Stands for Hugely Awesome Team Crew.

A gaming clan that primarily plays dotaknown as the HAT Crew

An amateur DJ group featuring DJ's Simplex and BK-47

"We are the HAT Crew, we pwnt?"

by Luxury Guru September 29, 2007

squid hat

a condom, sheath, tally-whacker wrapper, something you should use.

girl: my vagina itches...
friend: did your boyfriend forget to use a squid hat?!?!??

by anonymooosen February 17, 2008

ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.

Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

Gimp hat

Neoprene hat used in water sports to keep your head warm. So called because it makes you look like a gimp

Its freezing today, better wear my gimp hat when I go down that river!

by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005

Fuck A Hat

Term used to tell people to go "fuck off" or to "go fuck themselves"

Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"

Steve: "what for?"

Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"

by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017