January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

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Holiday Effect

The effect of time going too fast on school break or a holiday

Son: “Dad I can’t believe we’re only here for one more day, this week has gone so fast.”
Dad: “That’s the Holiday Effect for ya.”

by MagicSugar33 January 14, 2021

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holidays

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers

yes its halloween!

noooooooooooo!!!!! i hate Holidays!!!!

by big_boi_now March 17, 2021

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Holiday whore

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.

I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.

by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

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