Hipster

I would tell you what hipster means, but it's pretty obscure.

Person 1: So, what's a hipster?

Hipster: I would tell you, but you probably don't know them.

by jconnormccann April 13, 2011

Hipster God

A man so hipster he defies explanation. He lives in Sweden. Owns vinyl and has a YouTube channel. Is considered hipster godliness because he was born wearing a denim jacket. His pet is a meth addicted duckling called Duckling. You should worship him.

Jakob Pettersson is THE Hipster God

Pictureplane's Travis Egedy is also considered Hipster God.

by likeseriouslybro February 24, 2011

Hipster

a "hipster": vneck wearing, pot smoking, photography lover, bike riding, skinny jean, weird-ass music listener. they are very easy to find step into stores such as, Forever 21, Urban Outfiters, American Apparel blah blah blah... Hipsters HATE being called "scene kids". When you go into their myspace profile all you see is random retarded photography. They usually have large friend counts too. When they take photos they usually cover their mouths and heavily photoshop the pictures. Hipsters have taken over sites such as myspace, facebook, twitter and the most famous one TUMBLR. They think there cool because they wear ugly shoes and ride fixed gear bikes. Hipsters are like roaches. They can survive anything....even a nuclear bomb. but the most important thing you have to know about a hipster is....THEY ARE F*CKING ANNOYING

Guy 1: dude that scene bitch on myspace "WhoIsKat" is fucking annoying. Guy 2: oh shes no scene shes a "hipster" Guy 1: dude can we just kill her already?!!?!

by crazystevelol August 30, 2010

Hipster Trap

A bear trap like apparatus, typically made from the wheel, gears and chain of a fixed gear bike. Bait inside the trap typically includes Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, American Spirit Cigarettes, American Apparel Clothing, Wide rimmed glasses, as well as other things that will draw in the hipster.

Person 1- Man I hate those fucking hipsters, I wish we could do something about them!
Person 2- You should make a Hipster Trap, just break up an old fixie, buy some PBR, and make a trip to american apparel.

by 1337... July 16, 2011

Hipster Myth

The widely-held suspicion that hipsters either do not actually exist or are simply not nearly as numerous as we are led to believe. Based solely on the content of internet forums, blogs, humor websites, and even some mainstream media, one would think that hipsters are everywhere, when that is clearly not the case.

However, ask yourself this: Have you ever, in your entire life, met someone wearing thrift store clothing, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, telling you that they listen to terrible music ironically and that everything is too mainstream?

I didn't think so.

Joey: I just read yet another joke on Reddit about hipsters who do everything ironically, wear weird clothes, and only like music recommended by Pitchfork.

Thomas: It's not just Reddit obviously. There are tens of thousands of memes making fun of hipsters and nearly every website and forum has spent a lot of time making fun of them.

Me: Now that you mention it, have either of you ever met a hipster?

Joey: Well, I've seen some people drinking Pabst, and I know one guy who only likes indy music...

Thomas: I know some people who wear skinny jeans and I've met a guy who used the word "ironically incorrectly...

Me: But you've never met anyone who shares more than one or two of those hipster traits? You've never met anyone who you would actually describe as a hipster?

Thomas: I don't think I have...

Joey: I've only really seen hipsters described online or made fun of. I've never actually seen someone who fits the description in real life.

Me: Gentlemen, I think we've discovered the Hipster Myth.

by Nevermetahipster July 24, 2012

stoned like a hippy

To be high on marijuana like a member of the flower children.

Look at the guy over there. He is stoned like a hippy, as clearly indicated by his red eyes and easily-amused state.

by skrudge January 11, 2008

Hippyster

The subject of concern whom may be known as a "Hippyster" displays characteristics of both Hippies (peace loving, weed fueled nature culture that expanded from the 60's) and then the Hipsters (the uber cool and hip beatniks who often wallow in their ostentatiousness).

Common traits of Hippysters that are shared by both parent cultures.

*Love of cheap alcohol (PBR for hipsters / $2 Buck Chuck for hippies)
*Always profusely smoking (Whether tobacco or weed)
*Thoroughly enjoys music (Whether drum circles or indie electro)
*Wears clothing from a long retired era (60's or 80's fashions)
*Very political (Peaceful protests or passive agressive Facebook status updates)
*Using bicycles for transportation (Both usually cannot afford cars but Hippies do it for nature. Hipsters do it to test the integrity of their ultra tight jeans)

They are most likely seen around Portland, Oregon but can also have the negative sides of each parent culture (Pretentiousness, drug addiction, Bad Patchouli smells, or just generally annoying).

Person A: "Sam Farraday is such a Hippyster, I can't believe he is being pretentious about hopping a freight train."

Person B: "Yeah most of his friends are also Hippyster's. They spend their unemployment checks at REI and American Apparel."

by We Are Around You April 7, 2010