handed himself

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

by a-lewis June 30, 2022

Shot himself in the foot

Shoot yourself in the foot. It is a term that means someone did something stupid that resulted in hurting himself. It comes from the Old West when people would carry guns in holsters that could accidentally discharge at the wearers feet.

Vlad shot himself in the foot when he invaded Ukraine.

by ALT.MN March 9, 2023

dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

call himself

When someone makes the decision to do something outrageous.

“Girl, why he call himself blocking me”
“Yea he call himself hugging up on that one bitch, thats how the fight started”

by Janedoeduh May 8, 2024

Colorado Hibiscus Tea

When a girl from Colorado is on her period, you take her bloody tampon and dip it hot water like a tea bag.

My girl was on her period and I was thirsty for some Colorado Hibiscus Tea.

by Kiwanoful February 13, 2026

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

Lord Mantequine Himself!

An expression of frustration

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"

by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008