help

the act in which you need urgent help as the old man in the closet has taken you into the basement and is ready to get going. This often happens to small children as they are the easiest to abduct. very rarely you might be fed some of the magic white stuff that you know your dad has under your bed. then you will be happy. then the old man will have his fun

Please HELP me he is after me!

Come here boi

AHhhhhhhhhh god no!!!

by The Spectrum Ninja June 9, 2021

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Help!

The fifth studio album of the Beatles released in 1965. Also the soundtrack to the movie of the same name. The album features singles such as Help! and Yesterday.

The Beatles album Help! is one of my favourite albums!

by Joergen1942 June 4, 2022

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Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare

"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64

by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024

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Additional Helping Guy

the guy who goes to an all you can eat buffet in minneapolis and eats all the fried chicken at the place
he even looks for scraps under skirts

LOOKIE HERE ITS THE ADDITIONAL HELPING GUY STICKING HIS FAT ASS HEAD INTO THE DEEP FRYER

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

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anti-help

noun: a person whose deeds or actions to contribute to a scenario are less effective and counter productive to the goal of the outcome.

verb: The objective is further behind the goal because of the intervention of "assistance".

Every time he cleans, the house is messier that when we started. I don't need this anti-help making more work for me. Ugh.

by strwbrrygrrl February 7, 2023

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