friend: omg your heather
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
me: shut thw fuck up you stupid whore you don’t know what heather means so just know that your kneecaps are a privilege for now
by beanie haha lol December 20, 2020
Get the heathermug. The most amazing off-Broadway musical ever made. It is based on the 80s movie ”Heathers” with Winona Ryder and Christian Slater. The basic plot is that one of the three main Heathers is murdered by Veronica (Winona Ryder) and JD (Christian Slater). It then descended into chaos as they cover up her death with a suicide and the body count hers higher and higher.
by turtlebeach166 January 6, 2019
Get the Heathersmug. The saying originated from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, where he sings about watching the guy he likes be with some girl named Heather, and he says “ I wish I were Heather”. It’s like the DUFF of the friend group but the complete opposite. A Heather is the more pretty one, the more talented, the more smart, basically everyone wants to be Heather.
Bitch 1: bruh Kyla is definitely the Heather of the group
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather
by Indiewhore101 September 25, 2020
Get the Heathermug. A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
by Jonny highway June 9, 2011
Get the The double heathermug. When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
Get the Heather Marriagemug. by heather fuck heather August 9, 2020
Get the Heathermug. Used in Conan Gray's song 'Heather', she is the most popular, pretty and likeable person. Everyone wants to be her. She's perfect.
by theunknownshoe September 18, 2020
Get the Heathermug.