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han quokka

the animal “skzoo” that defines my cutie boy han jisung.
“is that han jisung!!!”
“no dummie that’s han quokka!”
by hanxhyunjin October 1, 2025
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Hans Pumfner

He was bored so he decided to have a hans pumfner
by Hans P February 23, 2024
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Han-ing

A state of being demonstrably incorrect while simultaneously maintaining an unshakeable belief in one's own correctness. Characterized by inflexible argumentation, self-absorbed certainty, denial of error, emotional escalation, and self-directed gaslighting. The Han-er will often contort facts, dismiss evidence, and engage in emotional outbursts to defend their position, creating a reality resistant to external correction.
Observing Han-ing in action:

Imagine a vibrant, almost violent, clash of conflicting realities. The "Han-er," eyes blazing, passionately defends a position demonstrably false, their voice rising in volume as evidence mounts against them. They weave a tapestry of half-truths, misinterpretations, and outright fabrications, all while maintaining a veneer of absolute certainty. The scene is a chaotic ballet of misplaced confidence and emotional turmoil. The experience is both unsettling and strangely compelling, a stark reminder of the power of self-deception.

Conversation Example:

Han-er: You should always carry Limited Invulnerability Potions on you in dungeons.
Person 1: I only carry LIPs with me during raid. You don't need them in dungeons, it's a waste of gold.
Han-er: IT'S NOT A WASTE OF GOLD! THEY ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! DUNGEON! RAID! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Person 1: Bro, stop Han-ing me!
by GhostWriter2025 June 4, 2025
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Han Been

Wow look at those Han Been
by urmomG@y December 12, 2023
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han

han is so sexc and cool always drippy with the fits very nice and a cool friend han is very thoughtful and wishes she was 6ft tall but han is still cool without being 6ft tall
han is sexc
by juUz0u_0 November 22, 2021
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Hans Oluf on a weekend

this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant
''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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HANS

HANS stands for “horny ass nigga syndrome”. When someone (or something) is under this condition they usually make very rash and idiotic decisions due to their immense horniness. The weight of their decisions only are made aware to the subject after the condition subsides.
Note: can be considered an opposite to “post-nut clarity”.
“Bro, Kevin straight up was jacking off to a younger picture of his mom. He really is INCREDIBLY down bad with HANS I tell ya”
by King K Cool March 16, 2021
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