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jon hamburger 

Hello guys welcome to Jon hamburger gaming, today we will be gaming, valorant is the game of choice today, a team vs team class battle game.
Bro have you seen that new Jon hamburger video!?
jon hamburger by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022

Horrible Hamburger 

Get a hamburger cum on it shit on it and spit on it then eat it
Gabe had to eat the Horrible Hamburger last night
Horrible Hamburger by Jimmafee November 11, 2022

knuckle hamburger 

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!

dalton hamburger 

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die
"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"
dalton hamburger by osiris3330 September 3, 2023

Karl Hamburger 

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.
Karl Hamburger by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Browning the hamburger meat 

To take a shit
Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday