Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
by hahaha! Penelope! May 13, 2009
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Haleia is the best
by Tibblezboy726 July 7, 2020
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The best damn guitarist on this Earth. On par with Jimi Hendrix. Eddie's brother Alex plays drums and his son Wolfgang plays bass for their band, conveniently named Van Halen.
Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.
Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.
Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
by Bossdrummer June 27, 2013
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by Ouya Ucksa Enispa June 1, 2011
Get the Hailey mug.hale is a private boys school in Wembley downs where the guys are mostly hot and rich, but unfortunately are also very socially retarded. but they're rich so that overrules their spasms.
girl 1- holy shit those guys r hot
girl 2- must be from hale school, look at their brands mmmm.
girl 1- ooo damn I wish he would talk to me
girl 2- he's socially retarded leave him alone.
girl 2- must be from hale school, look at their brands mmmm.
girl 1- ooo damn I wish he would talk to me
girl 2- he's socially retarded leave him alone.
by hellyeaboi April 7, 2019
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Hailey is a truly amazing person who just makes you smile so much with whatever she does, she is a really nice person who always supports you if you need help or feel bad, she always says nice things too because she is really kind and never selfish, she is also a very beautiful girl who can make you fall in love with only 1 quick peek at her, anytime you look at her your mind goes blank and all you can think about is her. If you manage to get lucky enough to have her as your girlfriend your life will be the best it has ever been because the feeling you get when she says she loves you is unlike any other and cannot even be described, she's also really cute because she's always willing to do so much for you so it makes you happy and when you call her nice things she gets all shy and embarrassed which is just the cutest thing in the world. She is also a very hot girl who is so enjoyable to look at and you can't help but love her.
Hailey is a truly amazing person who just makes you smile so much with whatever she does, she is a really nice person who always supports you if you need help or feel bad, she always says nice things too because she is really kind and never selfish, she is also a very beautiful girl who can make you fall in love with only 1 quick peek at her, anytime you look at her your mind goes blank and all you can think about is her. If you manage to get lucky enough to have her as your girlfriend your life will be the best it has ever been because the feeling you get when she says she loves you is unlike any other and cannot even be described, she's also really cute because she's always willing to do so much for you so it makes you happy and when you call her nice things she gets all shy and embarrassed which is just the cutest thing in the world. She is also a very hot girl who is so enjoyable to look at and you can't help but love her.
"Hey man why have you been smiling constantly lately?"
"I met Hailey"
"Oh wow you are really lucky, I wish i had met her"
"Yeah i really love her so much, more than anything in this world"
"You better not hurt her because she is way too amazing to deserve that"
"I met Hailey"
"Oh wow you are really lucky, I wish i had met her"
"Yeah i really love her so much, more than anything in this world"
"You better not hurt her because she is way too amazing to deserve that"
by Mrstealyonut January 17, 2022
Get the Hailey mug.Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.
"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"
"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"
by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012
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