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Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
by Squam King December 20, 2008
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globber

A person who leaves toothpaste globs in the bathroom sink, on the bathroom towels and even gets a glob on the shower curtain every once in a while.
I have to wash the bathroom sink frequently because my boyfriend is a globber.
by Amy April 10, 2003
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gobblerz

A word for when you have the "Munchies". Derived from the word "Gobble". This basically means that when you have a sudden erge for food.
Guy 1 - "Aaaar i've got the gobblerz!"

Guy 2 - "Is that some sort of disease? You know...down there?"

Guy 1 - "Noooo, i'm just mega hungry!"
by Kirsty L December 23, 2007
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gobbledegeek

The written language of software engineering e.g. Java or C++ speak as interpreted by those who aren't geeks.
On looking at her boyfriend's university software engineering project she said "Its all gobbledegeek to me"
by DaveS1000 January 19, 2008
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gobblepuff

"I love you gobblepuff"
by nuggetville January 3, 2010
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Gobble Sauce

"pass me the gobble sauce please"
by LeFever May 1, 2013
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gobble and go

The act of visiting a person just to perform a quick oral sex act and leave. Another one from JC out of Chicago.
Example: Lesa loved to visit his office for a quick Gobble and Go.
by JC The Janitor September 21, 2014
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