by MUA5672 July 14, 2022
Get the skin glaze mug.To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',
be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
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Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
by TheCollegeGraduate February 17, 2025
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I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
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by yyaaddlleeyy October 17, 2023
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Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
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