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ex girlfriend

Girls or women who may cause complications with your present or future relationship. They are not ready for their ex to move on, and will do practically anything to get them back. Not all ex girlfriends are like this though.
My boyfriend's ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and is making it hard for him to move on already.
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Semi-Boy/Girlfriend

A friend you are very close with, but are not officially their Boy/Girlfriend. Glorified Booty Call.Part-time lover.Person you wish was your Boy/Girlfriend,but you have not asked them yet.Someone you are in serious like with.Prospective steady G-friend.
dude#1;Hey,are you still Erik's Semi-Girlfriend? Semi-G says,Yeah,I don't expect him to ask this "Old Cougar",I'm just Semi-Boy/girlfriend status.
by Vons Mom May 11, 2007
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GILF

That Sarah Palin is one hot GILF.
by Bippity Bopster October 19, 2008
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Internet Girlfriend

Very common contradiction made by users of the internet. There are no girls on the internet, so an "Internet Girlfriend" is not real.
37: The are NO girls on the Internet. (Rules v2)

"You can't have an Internet Girlfriend, there are NO girls on the Internet"
by Kahai February 24, 2009
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gilf

A grandmother who is considered desireable. Acronym for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck".
"Dude, Glen's mom is a total GILF."
by Henry Rose April 26, 2006
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Girlfriend Car

A car in which you take care of more then your girlfriend. Do things with the car more often then girlfriend and spend more time with car then girlfriend.
Examples may include waxing washing and car several times a day, staring for long amounts at a time, mentioning the car in most of sentences said in a conversation, reffering to the car as "baby" or "honey" or"she/her", having a cover for said car, putting a prop up tent for said car, etc
A:What's all this on your car?
B: Have to make sure my baby doesn't get scratched
A:Aren't you supposed to meet your girlfriend soon at the movies?
B: What? Who?
A:I think you're too attached to your "girlfriend car"
by Aqam October 20, 2008
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un girlfriend

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?
Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.
by d0c July 24, 2006
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