General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.

"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."

by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019

general post

Post that isn’t connected to anything or anyone just a though

I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post

by Jungle bean September 13, 2020

General Kenobi

A response that must Imedatly come after someone shouts Hello there, such is The way

"Hello there!" "General Kenobi!"

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

generator euphoria

An uplifting, happy feeling that comes when your generator self-starts during a power outage.

We all felt true generator euphoria after the power went out and our generator automatically started while our holiday dinner was cooking.

by drmkjones October 1, 2020

General Huntsy

“General Huntsy” is the persona adopted by one mans circumcised penis at full mast. Named partly because his posture matches that of a saluting general, and partly because his temperament is one of vigour and resiliency. General Hunsty has a a reputation for being a fierce warrior, but has not earned this reputation alone. Accompanying his conquests are two fine men, whose primary job is to ensure the General has loads of ammunition when it comes time to finish a battle. Now occasionally they will supply the ammunition too soon, unfortunately causing the battle to end before it ever rose to the level of mutual satisfaction. But nevertheless, these fine men are responsible for generating most of the thrill associated with each battle and for this General Hunsty owes them his rock hard thanks.

No, I’m not pitching a tent in my pants. General Huntsy is just mistakenly readying himself for battle, so let’s hope the two fine men don’t mistakenly supply the ammunition.

by discohuntsy October 13, 2020

Town generalization

When you are generalized for the town you live in and not for your actual circumstances. Usually very annoying for people who get generalized this way. A lower middle class person may be just able to afford a small apartment or house in a rather affluent area and then they get generalized as rich. Or a rich kid may live in a decent neighborhood of what is considered a bad area. These rich kids usually use this to make themselves seem hard or ghetto while the kids with the opposite problem are tired of the generalizations.

Wealthy kids who happen to live in okay areas of Mount Vernon, parts of the Bronx, Queens or Brooklyn are seen as hood but a kid who lives in a one bedroom apartment with his whole family who just happens to live in some wealthier town in Westchester of Long Island is considered soft. town generalization sucks

by moconahhh August 26, 2013

Shame Generator

A bathroom scale

I bought a new shame generator from Ikea yesterday. I need to keep an eye on my weight.

by detfrost1 June 24, 2011