Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up

After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.

by Binkular Stinkular December 15, 2018

Loin-fruit

loin-fruit is your off spring or children.

The loin is the part of the body or animal that contains the reproductive origins, so the fruit of your loin, or 'loin-fruit' is your children.

"Do you have any Loin-fruit yet?" my uncle Andy would ask each time we met

by kiwi hiker January 22, 2012

Forbidden Fruit

A man who despite incredible sexual ability rarely engages in sexual activity to increase his desirability amongst women.

Sarah: I really want to sleep with Will I've heard he's amazing in bed
Emma: But he hardly ever has sex with anyone!

Sarah: I know, he's a real forbidden fruit

by Plop1996 January 7, 2013

fruitcake

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

by Vee April 21, 2004

Nigga Fruit

A Gay Ass Motha Fuckin nigga

R. Kelly's a fuckin nigga fruit

by JIB GOD October 9, 2008

fruit boot

In line skater.

Get out of them fruit boots and learn to skate.

by Corey June 11, 2003

Fruit Rapists

People who rape fruit because they have nothing else to do.

Tammy: "Damn! I'm bored."
Beth: "Let's go home, and be fruit rapists."
Tammy: "Sounds good to me."

by PineappleRaper June 24, 2009