Meet Me at the Fountain

A code phrase that closeted homosexual politicians often use when they want to invite people to have secret "meetings" for sex and other activities with them. YouTuber Benny Johnson supposedly tells a lot of dudes to Meet Me at the Fountain.

State Representative _____ claims to be a family man but he's always meeting dudes at the The Fountain. He once asked to Meet Me at the Fountain and I recoiled in horror.

by David Holland January 12, 2026

Cadbury Egg Fountain

When a man pulls out of another mans ass and his schwantz is covered in brown shit. He then blows a hot load of sweet cream into his bros face.

Rob asked Kyle for a Cadbury Egg Fountain to celebrate his wedding

by Rexlba February 22, 2025

Fountain snatch

A girl that can squirt just by penetrating her COOCHIE

That girls fountain snatch got my bed saturated with her nut after we smashed my bed was all wet . She wouldn’t let me finish cuz her fountain snatch was bout to blow. Good thing her fountain snatch didn’t erupt or my sheets would have been ruined .

by 818King February 24, 2025

Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.

"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"

by Gewbacca February 25, 2025

Fountain Of Youth

When you have not came in like 2 weeks and she let's you cum on her face. The words "facial", or "cum shot" are not strong enough to describe the soaking you gave her. Imagine waterboarding

"I gave that bitch a Fountain Of Youth, she almost drowned"

by One Stab March 3, 2025

Sex fountain

When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain

Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now

by TransexualBratzDolll November 23, 2021

A Maderno Fountain.

Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.

The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.

"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."

by Grumblebumble November 24, 2021