Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

skeet fountain

a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.

Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.

by Sir Squarepants July 1, 2009

Chocolate Fountain

When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.

I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong

by popcornchickenboi February 6, 2019

Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.

Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.

by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020

Titty Milk Fountain

While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.

There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)

by anonymous November 23, 2020

Blood fountain

When you rip off someone's head with great force. When the blood squirts out grab the shoulders and begin to slurp up the blood.

After ripping the children into pieces the nun gave Harvey a blood fountain.

by The scribe of thy lord May 2, 2018

The ultimate cock fountain

It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins

My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain

by The super saiyan 3 April 16, 2023