Mr. Fister

A man who penetrates other men/women rapidly with his fist.

"Hey look, there's the legendary Mr. Fister. How was last night?"

by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.

i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.

by smethan December 27, 2007

double fister

similiar to a fister, but with 2 fists. only for the extremely kinky and it is very painful but oh so good. also brings climax amazingly fast

i gave Joanna a double fister last night. she started to cry in pain but didnt want me 2 stop coz it felt so good

by brennan234 July 17, 2006

Fuster

fus-ter FUH-ster

-verb

To proclaim sincere and ongoing disapproval in attempting to discredit a largely reasonable argument, usually by including nonsensical analogies to support your stance.

Matt just goes on and on and on about how this rule is so stupid, but I won't let his fustering change my opinion.

by Enamudega June 18, 2009

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

Foistered

Past tense of verb: foister

Word made up by Donald Trump in 2019 rally.

1) To foster misinformation and then proceed to foist or impose it on a specific population.

First they engineered the Russia hoax; that was a total hoax. The single greatest lies ever … foistered upon the American people.

Man: She foistered me into thinking that I was her baby daddy.

by Narido November 11, 2019

Fustercluck

In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.

I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.

by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011